ONE DAY THE JUMBIES CAME. AND THEY WERE TERRBIBEL THINGS THEY WERE THEY RIPPED OFF PEPOLES FACES. BUT THEN THEERE WAS SURVIVORS THAT WOULLD NOT BE BITED BY TEH JUMBIES. THEY SED HEY! MY FRIENDS CALL ME COACH." "IM ELIIS" IM ROCHELE" IM NIK" TOGETTHER THEY CLIMBED STAIRS AND WERE SAD TO SEE TAHT THE HELICHOPTER WAS NOT IN THE ROOFS. THEY YELED "COM BACK PLZ" BUT THE PILOT WOULD NOT LISSTEN. THEN TEY GOT RANDOM HEAL KITS ND AXES AND PISSOLS AND SUCH BUT THAT IS WERID, BEACUSE THEY NOT HAVING WEAPONMS BEFORE. SO APERATNLY EVEN THOUGH THEY CLIMED THE SATIRS FOR LONG TIME, THE 5 MINUTES SPENTNT ON TEH ROOFS CAUSED JUMBIES TO BE ON EVERY FLOOR AND START A BIG FIRE.SO THEN NIK SURVIVER SAIDS 'HEY MANS, Y DONT WE KILL JUMBIES TO TAKE OUT OUR AGNER"?/ SO THEN THEY DID AND EVERYTIME THEY GOTT RECSUED THEY INFECED THE PILET AND HE DIED. BECUSE TEH SURVIVALERS IS BIG DOUCHEBGAS. THEN A BIGGIE JUMBIE WAS OUT OF NOWERE AND HIT COCH MUCH TIMES. COCH WAS O K THO, U DONT HAV TO WORRY ABOUT HIM. THEN NIK KILL BIGGI JUMBIE BY SHOTTING IT IN TEH
4ARM. BUT THEN, A FAT GUY POPPED OUT. HE WENT BARFED ON THEM AND NOTHING WAS SAID BECASE IT WAST GROSS. THIS NDID NOT BOTHER AYULESS BEECAUSE HE IS A FILTHY REDNECK. MEANWILE WHILE DLC SCROOS UP THE CANON OF THE GAME, BEEL ND ZO E ND LOIS ND FANSIS WAS LIKE "HAY! WHY DONT WE JUST QUIT BECAUSE ARE TEAM IS AN OLD GUY A STUPID BIKKER GUY A GIRL ND A BLACK GUY. BUT THEN, A SMALL GUY POPPED OUT AT NIK BECAUSE WERE BAK 2 THEM BECAUE THE SACRIFICE IS OVER. O WAIT THEN IT IS THE PASSING SO I WILL TALK ABOUT TEH JUMBIES, THEY JUMBIES ARE IS NOT NICE LOOKS, BEACUSE BLOOD ON THERE MOUTHS AND TSHIRTS. OK BAK TO COCH COCH IS RUINING IN A SHUGAR FEILD CUS HE CAN. BUT HE TAKE RONG TURN AND A SKINNY ANGRY TEENAGE JUMBIE POP OUT. ND SINCE WE ALWYS PLAY ON EXPRT HE DIED. HE WAS COVED IN BLOOD AND SWEAT ND TEARS BECAUSE HE WAS SAD TAHT HE DIESD. HEN ROCHEL SAYED" OMG COCH IS SO DEAD RITE NAO." SO THEN A HOODY JUMBIE POP OUTS. AYULES TRIEDS TO PROTECT HIMSEF BECUSE HER IS A TRY HARD. NIK IS LIK "SCREW THIS" AND SHOT HIMSELF RITE IN TEH FGOOT HE IS NOT SMART, THE JUMBIES EATED HIM UP LIKE A CARROT. THEN BILL DIES.